Monday, March 17, 2014

Day One of My Adventures to the Outside World

This weekend was a busy one for me. I usually stay home and go on Tumblr for the weekends, people on there understand me, but I actually went out every day this weekend. Limiting my adventures limits the chance of publicly embarrassing myself. The system works pretty well I might say.

The first stop was my friends house which consisted of me sitting on her bed quietly while she cleaned her room. And then sitting in the kitchen awkwardly around her mom who I don't know while my friend fought with her boyfriend in her room.

When our group arrived at Chester's it was a disaster. We were the only ones in line and we were just looking at the list of all the food (menu was the word I was looking for.) You would think it would be a non stressful task, but when you have a person at the counter just staring at you and repeatedly asking you if you know what you want yet, tension starts to build. I just wanted to tell the lady that this is our first time here, we don't know what we want, and if we did we would let her know. But every time I just smiled and said "not yet."

Well we finally order and I just get a ham and cheese sub because I was just done with looking. Then they guy looks at me and said we can put other stuff on that you know, then I have all these thoughts in my head like "what is this stuff" "how do I know what you have" "can you just not criticize my ham and cheese sub" But what I said was lettuce... LETTUCE. I could of asked for pickles or really anything else  but no. There was no turning back, so I ate my ham cheese and lettuce sandwich.

I then returned home for the night, I thought that was a pretty successful night out.



3 comments:

  1. Hahaha, this is literally story of my life. I went out last weekend and Dylan wanted to go to KFC/ taco bell and it was TERRIBLE. Actually I think our weekends were twins.

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  2. Oh you little blogger you. Ham and cheese and lettuce. Not a bad choice Justice for all Mankind. I think you did splendidly.

    Keep chronicling your awkward moments here. I really enjoy reading about them. Nice graphic, too. Do you really vomit when you think about your life?

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  3. Every time I go out to eat I do this. Eating at restaurants is terrible.

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