Unfortunately This is Who I am

People like to think of themselves as a little socially awkward. I wish I was just a "little" socially awkward, I take it to a whole new level. I'm the kind of person who stays awake at night thinking of the stupid things I did at the Miles Lane School. For instance during my first week of school a lunch lady asked me my middle name and I told her it was Vaughn. Which happens to be my brothers middle name, to this day I don't know why I had forgotten my middle name, and that lunch lady probably still thinks my middle name is Vaughn because I sure didn't tell her differently.

 I'll never forget the time I went the bathroom and some guy said he could hear me pee, I never went the bathroom in that class ever again. All the near misses of me almost peeing my pants made me hate that kid a little more every time. Even to this day every time I go in the bathroom I think of that moment

I'm also the kind of person who avoids eye contact, but when I do accidentally lock eyes with someone I can't help but to just look at them until they decide it's gotten to weird and look away. Or If I am in a room with someone I don't know there is a 99.9% chance I won't talk that person, unless they decide to ask me a question, which I will then respond with a one word answer then go back to looking at my phone pretending I am doing something important. That is why I strongly believe in the buddy system. I would rather be awkward with a friend then all alone. Something that also amazes me is how I have friends, how did I get such weird, amazing friends if I can't even talk to people I don't know? Thank god for small towns I guess.

If you were wondering what the picture was about, it's called the socially awkward penguin, those are a couple that I felt like I could relate to.